-Lynn, my toad is missing. Could it have been eaten by you?
-... Don't worry, I'm not interested in toads.
-Lynn, can you make mapo tofu?
-Won't.
-I don't know how to make Mapo Tofu. I thought Chinese people know how to make it.
-Yeah, I thought all the British people only eat fish and chips, but it turns out they even eat human food.
-……
Note:
1. Thanks to J. K. Rowling for shaping the magical world of HP.
2. The male protagonist is Tom Riddle, not Voldemort.
3. Due to the development of this work, the content of HP's original work should be... Almost destroyed.
4. The original intention of writing is to hope that everyone can live happily, without death, loneliness, or sadness. The author is a tacky happy reunion lover.
5. [Key Points] This story is inspired by an answer on Zhihu: "What happened when I was studying at Hogwarts", written by Chen Zimo.
6. [Supplement] I should neither praise nor criticize Snake Yard and Lion Yard. Snake Yard is shrewd and even cunning, while Lion Yard is brave but may also be reckless. They will not always plot against their friends, nor will they always be arrogant.
