When the Water Is Clear, Fish Will Come

"When guests enter the store, please say "Welcome"!" "Please speak loudly!" "More louder sounds!!" "Say "Welcome" gently and quietly, that's in your country. It's neon here, it's neon, you know. You have to shout it loudly!" "If you want to work here, you must do what I say! ……………… "Look, look, look, it's such a big carp, it looks delicious~" Apparently he was thinking of boiled fish or pickled fish. A teacher was helpless, "Does it look delicious? This is not edible. In Neon, carps are worshiped as gods. " ……………… "Can you please briefly introduce yourself? " "Why come to Neon to study abroad? " "Why did you choose this university and this major? What do you know about this major? " "What are your plans after graduating with a master's degree? " After a brief question and answer, Jiang Xiaoyu returned with a bag of cucumbers and tomatoes grown by his tutor's wife. ……………… "The neon scene is beautiful, the girl is cute, the food is delicious, there is a lot to play, and the transportation is very developed. But, Xiaojiang, tell me, can you take it back with us when we leave? " "Xiao Jiang, you know, when my parents came to visit me in Neon, they took them to the shopping mall together. They watched the woman keep saying welcome, with a smile on her face, and bowed before leaving. My mother said, why do those little girls smile so fakely and speak in weird voices? Can't they talk properly? " ……………… "Once our ship was near the Antarctic, we caught a penguin and kept it on the ship. It was running around, which was really funny. " "It's so fun. Later, your ship probably won't stay in one place. What if you bring the tropics?" " "I'll eat it, but penguin meat doesn't taste good, it's sour and full of oil. "Tian Youcheng's words made Jiang Xiaoyu look at him helplessly. "You are so willing to eat such cute baby penguins. " "I've seen it so much that it's not surprising. Besides, I didn't kill the penguin, I just tasted it. You can't blame me. " ……………… [Sister, sister, if someone from Hong Kong Securities Company asks you to invest in a stock, please don't believe it. That's a big liar. Zhizi [There is a scammer in Hong Kong who first deceives feelings, and then pretends to have insider investment information, saying that there is a tenfold return rate. This is a scam, please don't believe it. Sister Jing [If an executive claiming to be from Hong Kong asks you to transfer money to a private account in the name of investment, please be cautious. Stranger "Attention all sisters who are registered overseas, male scammers have recently targeted us. Those who get close to us in the name of poetry recitation, singing love songs, meticulous care, etc. Just have fun online and watch your wallet." Sister Lanlan ……………… "This person is too cunning. He refuses to come out to meet and send a video. He can't get any evidence except the sound. "The Hong Kong police have opened a case, but what we can do now is very limited"