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[Following the document "Little Number One Scholar [Ancient and Modern]", the advance copy of "Mythical Beast Tutoring Class" is attached. Pay attention and don't get lost! If you pass by, collect it and show your appreciation~]
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Lin Chen, the ancestor of the Sword Sect, failed to survive the tribulation and fell into another world.
In order to make a living, he moved bricks and sold art, sold insurance and got through the MLM scene... In the end, he could only rely on his face to make a living!
Wen Si Shen's little nephew has entered a rebellious stage, spending money and resources, turning into a fanboy just to chase stars. Therefore, he wanted to talk about life with the little star, but he saw the other party kicked the steel pipe in the gangster's hand.
Wen Si Shen:...
He changed his mind and took out a contract: Play a couple with me, and you can choose the resources.
Lin Chen: Not interested, don't want it, not as good as a bodyguard with benefits.
Wen Si Shen: Salary is paid monthly, five insurances and one fund are provided, and every meal is meat.
Lin Chen: Deal!
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One day, a marketing account launched a vote to choose who was the most bizarre star in the entertainment industry, and Lin Chen was unsurprisingly elected.
After taking stock of all kinds of weird behaviors, everyone found that he was a complete stickman.
The support club is called Jian Zong, fans become disciples and disciples, and they get up early to exercise in order to become immortals...
Other celebrities are walking sideways with resources in hand. He has resources in hand and just wants to sit back and relax.
Fan A: Since joining Jian Zong, my waist and legs no longer hurt, and my body is in great shape.
Fan B: Ever since I became a fan of my brother, I no longer fight or curse. I feel comfortable and sleep soundly.
Opponent: Liars are all human beings!
Wen Si Shen: Hot chicken! If you dare to scold my boyfriend, let me show you the power of money!
Food guide:
1. Modern imaginary, subtle and strange
2. I have learned many skills and done many jobs.
3. Content related to the entertainment industry is all made up.
4. I want to write a sweet article about letting myself go~
5. Life is hard, so let's not hurt each other. If you don't like it, just make a cross.
6. Add more when you think of it
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Copywriting of "Mythical Beast Tutoring Class"
After Jian Shi graduated, she worked as a social worker in a big city for two years. She worked more and more, worked overtime later and later, and had less and less hair.
When the outbreak was about to break out, he received a letter from his hometown. His only uncle passed away unexpectedly, leaving behind a B&B called Danshui and... An egg.
Jian Shi returned to his hometown to take over the B&B and gained three employees at the same time.
The cook who steals food while cooking, the waiter who can strip away each other's private parts just by looking at him, the driver who sits in the warehouse counting grains of rice all year round...
It wasn't until the little red chicken hatched from the egg that Jane discovered that the employees at the B&B were not human! ! !
The little red rooster will not roost unless it is a sycamore tree, it will not eat unless it is cooked with rice, and it will not drink unless it is a sweet spring.
Not only is he picky and squeamish, he also has a bad temper. He kicked Taotie in the morning and punched Baize in the afternoon...
It didn't take long for him to become the dominant figure in the kindergarten, and non-human parents came to his door one after another.
Jian Shi: Baby! Dad can't beat him!
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One day, Jian Shi, who was gradually balding, had to launch other businesses at the B&B in order to boost sales and posted advertisements:
What to do if you wake up and become unemployed? What should I do if my child is afraid of society? Leave it all to me!
The mythical beast tutoring class sincerely recruits new students, so that the beasts who are out of touch with the times can be re-employed! Let the socially fearful cubs no longer have to worry about transformation!
It's a matter of learning and knowing, until you learn it!
Which mythical beast tutoring company is better? Find elixir in Kunlun Fairy Mountain!
A certain big demon passing by: It's no use looking for a job, but you can find a partner!
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