Copywriting one:
The only thing you can't live up to is the delicious food
Copywriting two:
The story of the greedy fat girl and the 'chief' harmonica player in the electronics factory
It's the story of Ge Yangyang and Hao Daren
Hao: "My father's surname is Hao, my mother's surname is Ren, and my name is Hao Daren."
Ge: "Then your brother won't be called a 'good Samaritan'!"
Hao: "How do you know my brother's name is Hao Xinren?"
Ge: "There is always Da Ren in the group, Da Ren's original surname is Hao. Good sir, Master Hao, hello! I fainted and need to eat a dorayaki to replenish my energy!"