Pretentious copywriting:
The sky and the earth are dark and yellow, and the universe is primitive. The sun and moon are waxing and waning, cold comes and summer comes. There are mountains and mountains, and the sea is vast and flowing.
It is a land of mountains and seas, with the coast to the east. It is prone to floods and has many sharks. The north road is mostly forested, the trees are shadowy, and the animals are a spectacle. The west bank and the wilderness are across the mountain, and to the west of the wilderness is the vast ocean. The realm of Zhongshan is like the place of earthly immortals, where the walking dragons live forever, and the inner elixirs are cultivated. After years of transformation, the original dragon's wings fly up to become dragons, and the family is stationed in Zhongshan. The palms of the hands change day and night, and the breath is windy. There is a spiritual dragon in the dragon, and its wing bones can be used to create a map of mountains and seas. Although it is rare to see it in a thousand years, those who seek profit come one after another. The person who has obtained the plan is no different from the ruler of the world. However, since the beginning of the Pangu Zhou Dynasty, humans and gods have had different prospects.
Evil version copywriting:
In fact, it is a story about fighting monsters all the way to see who can defeat whom, and then not forgetting the original intention, the husband and wife return home.
A one-sentence introduction to the protagonist and supporting characters:
Zuojiao: When I grow up, I will become your... Person.
Zhu Yin: Yes, I am the author's favorite! The male protagonist exudes a domineering air but is actually very low-key!
Phoenix: Nirvana dead wife, everyone.
Shark: Wait a minute upstairs, let me scold you first.
Manman: Qi has a bank, Xi has a bank, I will give you half of my wings.
Qiongqi: Nirvana dead husband, thank you.
Everyone: The author is delicious! The meat is of good quality! If you get a full five-star review, remember to get three yuan back, dear!