My Little Pixiu

[I beg all subscribed readers to give this article a 5-point rating, thank you] [I would like to ask for a collection of my new article "The Love That Gets What You Want". Please click in and click on the column to collect the author. Thank you! Yu Xingchen: Tianlu Tianlu, today I was bullied by my boss again QAQ Yin Tianlu: ... Eat him. Yu Xingchen: Tianlu Tianlu, the salary paid today seems a bit too much? So happy! Yin Tianlu: (licking paw) You're welcome, I took it from your damn boss's bank account. Yu Xingchen: Tianlu Tianlu, can you let this sister touch you? Yin Tianlu: (exploding) Not good! I don't like being touched! ! ! Yin Tianlu:...... Yin Tianlu: This damn woman actually touched my butt! I'm going to eat her! ! ! ! Yu Xingchen: Tianlu Tianlu, tell me... The handsome boss next door, does he like me? Yin Tianlu: ... No, who would like you, stupid woman! Yu Xingchen: QAQ is... Yin Tianlu: No but! If he talks nonsense again, I will eat him! And... Yu Xingchen: Tianlu, is it true that your prototype doesn't have chrysanthemums? Yin Tianlu: ... Stupid woman, shut up! In the middle of the peace, the Jiaozhi Xianlin is as big as an ox, with a large Lin all over its body and one horn at its head. According to Kao's biography, it is not similar to Lin. At that time, it was called Shanxi. However, the rhinoceros does not say that there is a lin, so no one knows what it is. If you want to call it Lin in the imperial edict, you will be worried about the barbarians seeing it being bullied; if you don't call it Lin, you will not be able to qualify it; it is most prudent and proper to stop calling it a "foreign beast". Looking at it now, I think it's almost Tianlu. ——"Mengxi Bi Tan" Recommend your own new article: "The Love That Gets What You Want" Copywriting: The man Miss Jiang Si chose from thousands of people is a man who is a dragster. It is said that a child has no mother, which is a long story. But this kid is quite concise and to the point. First meeting. Jiang Wanqing, who wants to be a stepmother and leave a good impression on others: Hello, I... The little boy interrupted her calmly: No need to say more, Mom. Jiang Wanqing:... Later, Jiang Wanqing, who treated others as a pitiable child, realized that she was wrong. Not only is this child not weak and helpless, he is also a genius. He can memorize four books in literature and understand advanced mathematics. However, this child is only four years old... Jiang Wanqing felt that the IQ of her female doctor had been crushed: What else can't you do? ! The child looked at her: Just like daddy, I will never not love you (*￣￣). Jiang Wanqing:... Her emotional intelligence may not be very good either. Feeling so melancholy, she could only go to her family's lucky husband, Professor Junyan, and cry: This gene is too bullying. Yan Xiujun shook his head gracefully and smiled enigmatically: To you, this is not bullying. Jiang Wanqing:? Yan Xiuyun: It's called self-abuse. Jiang Wanqing:? ? ? Did she miss something? Later I found out... There really is... This article is being serialized and will be updated at 10 am every day. Amnesia jokes, plot flow, scholar circle + pharmaceutical industry + business war, welcome to collect. Conception: