New article "Self-imposed Alliance" welcomes little angels to fatten up~~
The copywriting is deceptive.
Zhao Sihai: Young hero, please buy a sword. It's easy to use, not expensive, and doesn't rust. It's a must-have weapon for heroes and righteousness in the world!
Zhao Sihai: This heroine, buy a bottle of sunscreen and use it with sun protection clothing. I guarantee that you will still look delicate and beautiful even after traveling thousands of miles~
Zhao Sihai: Master, please buy a watch. The time is accurate to the minute and second. You can check the time anytime and anywhere. With a watch in your hand, you have it all over the world!
Young Master in Black: Why can you conquer the world if you have this watch?
Zhao Sihai: The only martial arts in the world is fast. Do you need to know the time to practice? All major events in the world are about the right time, right place and right people. The right time is the best. Do you want to know the time? The moon is on the willow branches, people have an appointment after dusk, the beauty has an appointment, do you want to know the time? If you grasp the time well, you will own the whole world!
Young man in black: Then I'll buy one
Zhao Sihai: Okay~ This is your watch, please keep it~ Hey, why are you dragging me here?
Young Master in Black: Didn't I say that if I have a watch in my hand, I have it in the world?
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