-You invaded my country and I became yours.
-I have lost all my emotions and desires, but my love for you hurts my bones.
————The sequel to the ancient saying "I have fallen in love with the iron cow from the village next door"————
Click on the author's column ┏ (^ω^)=You can see Ruhua and Tieniu's daily farming life by picking up the ancient words in advance (///▽///)
I heard that Tieniu from the next village was back. Although his legs were disabled on the battlefield and he was forced to leave the capital, his family happily held a reception banquet for him and entertained all the guests regardless of their priority.
I haven't seen a young man walking around like a flower in this village for eight hundred years. Then he used his eighteen years of experience in watching romantic dramas to develop White Lotus strategies for Tieniu, such as pretending to fall and sprain his ankle, deliberately being hit by a carriage, and accidentally falling into the water.
Ruhua: Oops, I have sprained my ankle.
Tieniu: If my leg is broken, you can lift it yourself.
Ruhua: Ah ah ah, this horse is so scary... Bang!
Tieniu: My wheelchair was too slow and I couldn't catch up.
Ruhua: Save... Life... I can't swim...
Tieniu: Neither can I.
Ruhua, who survived a narrow escape: You people in Beijing are too complicated, I want to go back to the village to farm:)
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The country was in war, and the imperial court forced conscription. Every household must have a male.
Xiao Ruhua: Brother Tieniu, when will you come back to marry me?
Little Tieniu: As long as I am injured, the court will no longer want me. I will definitely come back to marry you then.
Xiao Ruhua: No, if you get hurt, I will marry someone else!
In the war years, Tieniu rose from a small soldier to become a great general. Just when he was about to become rich and beautiful, and the emperor was going to reward him with a mansion, everyone got a shocking news - the general broke his leg while climbing a tree to pick fruits!
The general became decadent from then on, had no intention of leading troops, and never went to court again.
Emperor: That's all. My dear, please go back to your hometown to recuperate.
That night the general packed his bags and skipped back to the village.
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