The new emperor ascended the throne, but the foundation was not stable, and wars broke out in the northwest. At least there was a Dingbei general in Dajing, who scared the barbarians to shit with a big sword.
On New Year's Eve, the emperor and his ministers enjoyed themselves together. He was very happy and said: "You have worked hard for the country in recent years. What wishes do you have for protecting the peace of our country, especially the generals? Please tell me in detail, I can help realize one or two."
The Minister of Rites rubbed his hands: "Back to the Emperor, can you give me the blue and white porcelain?"
"Yes!"
The Minister of the Ministry of Personnel: "Your Majesty, I... I am in love with a maidservant in the palace. I hope your Majesty..."
"What a happy event, sure!"
Prime Minister: "Your Majesty, can I have a look at the calligraphy and paintings of Huainanzi that you have collected?"
"Just give it to the prime minister."
"..."
General Dingbei poured a bottle of wine with an expressionless expression, and said with a bloody aura: "Your Majesty, I want to be the master of the harem, is it okay?"
Brother Tu saves the manuscript and asks for collection
"Actors and Great Directors [Entertainment Circle]" I heard that neither of them would do it? !