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"Divorce Storm"
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After three months of marriage, Xiao Du never touched Liang Chi. Liang Chi sensitively thought that there was someone outside Xiao Du, so he angrily filed for divorce. As a result, he was fucked and couldn't get out of bed for three days, and he also discovered that his old man was not a human being!
Damn it, no matter what happens, this marriage must be divorced! Lao Gong is not a human being. How can we be together if we are of different species?
However, divorce comes with risks!
Xiao Du: "Are you still divorced?"
Liang Chi looked at the snake tail swinging behind Xiao Du and trembled, "No, we won't leave."
"Wake up and become the county magistrate"
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Mo Qing went to a bar to get drunk on the day he failed the civil service exam for the fourth time, and when he woke up he became an ancient civil servant - the county magistrate!
It's just that this county is so poor that the poor are almost eating people!
So Mo Qing passionately led the people in the county to embark on the journey of alleviating poverty and building a moderately prosperous county in an all-round way!
"As soon as you fall in love, it's the end"
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On the second day after Gong Shou fell in love, a zombie wave broke out in many parts of the world.
Roommate 1: Damn it, if other people fall in love, they will harm themselves at most, but if you fall in love, you will destroy the earth.
Roommate 2: From a "scientific" perspective this can be attributed to the "butterfly effect".
Roommate 3: Can we part ways first to resolve the world crisis? (Eyes eagerly)
Gong: Regardless of whether we separate or not, my wife and I will not bear this fate that comes from heaven!
Shou: ... I'm just in love, who am I offending?
——————————————————————————This article was published in v on January 20th. I hope the little angels will support me. Mr. Yu and Xiao Xiaohui will continue to sprinkle sweets. I am grateful~\(≧▽≦)/~Ji Xi feels that he has really poured out his blood for eight lifetimes. That's why he was hit by a car after being dumped by his boyfriend, and then reborn as a third-rate starlet. Then he sadly discovered that his virginity that he had retained until now was lost, and the culprit was still chasing after him with various proposals for marriage. The power has been used all over... This article is also known as "I don't want to marry you, please get out of here", "That CEO who is chasing me, please get out of here mellowly", cold on the outside and hot on the inside, doting on the wife, attacking vs. Having a negative impact on the relationship. Food guide for this article: Su Susu, refreshing, sweet and sweet. The cover and base pictures are from the Internet, and any infringement will be deleted. Welcome little angels to come and play with me on Weibo, please recommend my finished article and my wife's article
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