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"Dressed as a maid and fucked the villain"
The system informed that Jiang Miao had become the most unlucky tool in the ancient overlord story.
"Because of the special nature of your occupation in your previous life - you are now a personal maid given to the hero by the villain."
Jiang Miao:?
She was a food blogger in her previous life, how did she get involved with the nanny? !
According to the plot, she would be caught carrying out a mission and dragged out and beaten to death by the male protagonist, but if she didn't do it, what awaited her would be endless torture from the villain.
"Jiang Miao, hehe, it's like a knife to stretch out and shrink the head, I'll just stick the little dragonfly in my head and take off on the spot."
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Fu Yunlan, the unrelated brother-in-law of the male protagonist, is the biggest villain in the whole novel. In the original work, he served as a mercenary. Anyone who disobeys his orders will receive the first word: death!
But Jiang Miao is really blind?
"You, yes, just you! Wearing a suit and looking like a gatekeeper!"
"How much money can you make as a security guard in a month?"
"We are all colleagues, let's discuss it, don't be so stingy!"
A man wearing a custom-made suit costing tens of millions of dollars: "..."
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When we first met, I was asked about my opinion on food because of a piece of mousse cake.
Jiang Miao: "Hmm... The ratio of cocoa and cream seems appropriate, but I always feel like something is missing."
Mr. Fu sneered: "Mountain pigs can't eat fine chaff!"
Until——
Jiang Miao changed careers and went into the kitchen:
Soft and stuffed pork skin sponge cake, braised and stir-fried beef offal in a griddle...
The soft goose meat stewed in the iron pot falls off the bone as soon as you suck it, and it is paired with corn and baby cabbage vermicelli, especially the sweet and glutinous corn tortillas on the edge of the pot. One bite will make you want to bite your tongue off!
Mr. Fu: "Honey, are you hungry? Hey, hey."
Jiang Miao:?
What about the aloofness you promised?
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See how Jiang Miao transformed from a low-end maid into a new culinary star in the entertainment industry
Before tasting——
"You can be a chef on a show if you're good-looking? Those little arms can't even tip a pot!"
After tasting Jiang Miao's duck food——
"I cry out for the injustice of so many dead ducks! Any chef who can't make this kind of taste is a blasphemy to life!"
The actor faced the camera: "Although I was scolded by the director for the first time because I was late in line, I think it was worth it."
Famous health guru: "The duck neck is too chewy! Why should I keep it alive?! I am willing to live a life of enjoyment but a short life!"
State banquet chef: "She has such skill at such a young age. Don't stop me. I'm going to become her teacher."
Jiang Miao:? ? ?
Everyone, calm down, stop crowding, help, come one by one~
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Zhong Huaiyi, who has been single for many years, was able to get out of his single life. A group of friends arranged to have a drink to celebrate. At the wine table, someone was curious and asked how Zhong Huaiyi met Gan Yu.
Passerby A: Of course we are destined to meet you thousands of miles away.
Passerby B: Fart! It's obviously nothing more delicious than dumplings, and nothing more fun than... Oh, shit...
Before he finished speaking, Zhong Huaiyi kicked him off the stool. MD! I hate the word sister-in-law the most in my life!
During the holidays, Zhong Huaiyi never takes his wife home. Whenever he asks about her, Zhong Huaiyi has a look of reluctance.
Zhong Huaiyi: I don't want you to meet that bastard.
Willing to: What I like now is you. Oz
Zhong Huaiyi stretched his face over and said, "You are talking nonsense. Let's have a close contact to prove yourself first."
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