"Have you seen my young lady?"
"Who is your lady?"
"My young lady is my young lady."
"Never seen it."
"Then have you ever seen a stunning boy?"
"What does it have to do with you?"
"That's my lady."
"Is your lady a boy or a girl?"
"My young lady is sometimes a boy or a girl. She is neither a boy nor a girl."¤_¤¡ "Let's go. Just take a look and find out.