In Suhang, a straight man who wanted to pick up girls finally made it to college, so he prepared to pursue his true love. However, he failed. Suhang: "I heard there is a beautiful girl in the dormitory on the fourth floor!" A man excitedly held flowers and imitated the plot of Mary Sue novels and ran to the bottom of the dormitory and shouted: "Girl in bed 3 in dormitory 429, I've been paying attention to you for a long time, let's get together!" Then the following reactions appeared: "Oh shit, did you know there was a mentally retarded guy who chased girls right after school started?" "The fair and fair one?" "I don't think that's right. That's right... Isn't 429 a men's dormitory? ""Don't go upstairs, that idiot is in the wrong building. The next building is 429, a female dormitory..." "Isn't this guy a gay..." "Isn't he said to be picking up girls? ... Bed 3 seems to be our male idol. Ah! .." "Ah... Now all the good men are cheating... I don't believe in true love anymore!!" Then the good love story was spread as "A certain person asked Xiao Gong for his moral integrity?" Then our Fang Xiao Gong: What happened? ? Come on, come on, don't leave tonight. See you in dormitory 429. Su Hang: No, no, no! This is unexpected! Don't come here. Mr. Fang: Just leave after confessing your love? I haven't replied yet! A sunny, straight guy, a white guy, is sexually assaulted by a scheming, tsundere and pestering guy. Note: Because they are three dogs, the article is updated weekly! Don't spray! There will be no updates for the first two weeks during the exam period, but updates will be every two days during the winter and summer vacations! !