Hostess: Ma Dan, this Welwitschia must have discovered me. He won't leave until he waits for me. I'm going to be unearthed now. I can't bear it any longer...
Welwitschia: Hum hum, let alone a month, I can wait for another year/
Reader A: The male protagonist is so affectionate and persistent?_?
Reader B: The male protagonist is so cool and MAN?_?
Reader C: Male protagonist, I love your domineering CEO style the most?_?
Author: Well, um, this guy is not the male protagonist →_→
Readers A, B and C:......
One year later,
Hostess: Ma Dan, this Welwitschia tree has discovered me on the precipice. It has been guarding me for so long and refuses to leave. This time I am really going to be unearthed. I can't wait a minute longer...
Welwitschia:... Do you want face? You are a liar!!!
Readers A, B and C:......
Author: This guy is really not a male protagonist←_←