Hip-hop version: A banana leaf has no lilac knots in the rain, and a bookworm wanders into the fireworks alley in search of immortals? The banter of the girls in Liangquexian's inscription is full of weight, you two girls are my uncle! Girl, aren't you a great immortal? Isn't it unworldly? Why do you still charge appearance fees? Uh, just take the money, why don't you tell me your name directly, otherwise you say that you are an immortal Yuanxu who doesn't want to be named%&*... Alas, it's not easy to cultivate the dragon bone and ascend to heaven. This anonymous immortal Yuanxu... I hope you will cultivate and cherish it... Dignified version: You still have to choose him with all your heart! You must have forgotten! We have forgotten that a hundred years ago, the general of the main hall had penetrated the heaven, we had forgotten that the Zhuxiantai was humiliated by being eviscerated a hundred years ago, and we had forgotten the pain of being isolated and helpless for a hundred years at Wangjian Mountain! "You are just wrong. You don't care about the people in the world. You don't even like to eat five-nut mooncakes!" Is it okay to be unruly? "Who do you think you are, you dare to teach me a lesson!!!" How about shouting at the top of your lungs? "Haha, Fuqiao is really an idiot!" How about teasing Mingliang? "I am willing to block all the catastrophes of heaven, all the catastrophes of love, and all the catastrophes of life and death for you. There is a way out, but you have to walk it yourself..." You call him master. "Of course I'm afraid, I'm afraid that you will suffer, I'm afraid of losing you..." You call him Qingran. "Yuanxu, I beg you, come to me..." Where is he? What should you call him? Seeing confusion, only confused people can see. That nerd still went up to the mountain of confusion. So you should understand that everything in the past life is just soil. After crossing this threshold, the future is the path of this life. PS: Readers can choose their favorite version~~ ^_^
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