Tang Wanwan felt that it was impossible not to make a three-part agreement with this creature.
Tang Wanwan: First, you can't brain me.
Chong Li: Do you know how much information you reveal with each expression? As soon as you raise your eyebrows, I will know if I kiss your left side, your legs will be weak, or if I kiss your right side, your hands will be weak.
Tang Wanwan:...
Chong Li: What about the second one? What about third?
Tang Wanwan: There is no second, no third. Let me sleep on the sofa tonight!
In short, Tang Wanwan, a fourth-class earthling who inherited the tradition of cooking and growing plants, was abruptly occupied by Chongli, an interstellar creature who was completely unable to promote human rights and equality, and his daily life was occupied.
Chong Li: Wait, tell me why I sound like a tentacle monster? !
PS: I was reminded of the name, so I decided to use the introduction as the name...
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