[Naruto] Getting Rich Depends on Raising Pigs

Third Generation: "The annual intermediate farmer examination is about to begin. Cheer up, everyone! Never forget that under the will of Huo Kaola, we must unite and build a harmonious countryside in the new era!" Everyone: z~z~Z~ Third Generation: "We must work hard to raise pigs and contribute green, organic and healthy pork to the country!" Everyone: z~z~Z~ Third generation: "..." Iruka: That's not good, Third Generation-sama! Orochimaru's pig stole Tsunade's cabbage! Third Generation: Nani! ? The sleeping people suddenly became energetic. Naruto: "The situation is urgent. Everyone, hurry to Uncle Orochimaru's house!" Sakura, Hinata, Sasuke, Lee, Choji... A group of naughty children took up their chakra and ran away with the wind at their feet. The third generation was delighted: The sincerity of the children who were worried about the conflict between the two families was really touching. At this time, Naruto's shouts floated in the wind: "Hurry up, if you are slow, you won't see the good show!" Sakura: "You're lucky if you don't hold back. This time we must see Tsunade-sama beating up Uncle Orochimaru!" Sasuke: "Oh, what a bunch of idiots!" Hinata: "But... Sasuke-kun, you are obviously the fastest..." … Third generation: "..." The third generation looks to the sky with melancholy, and the old man sheds tears: Hokage Village... This is going to end... ———————————— Instructions for consumption: This article is purely a spoof, destroying the image of male gods and goddesses as evil villains (after all, they are all pig farmers) The character is seriously OOC, please proceed with caution