The first time Sasuke saw the man he hated so much, he shouted Uchiha Itachi and rushed forward.
"My stupid brother." Itachi straightened the high collar of Akatsuki's robe that would never fall off, puffed up his sleeves, and prepared to give Sasuke a lesson in love.
A pacifier fell out, with the Uchiha family's small fan printed on the ring.
Sasuke: Excuse me? Itachi Uchiha, you have a child behind your back!