Yu Jiang is the last Xanthium plant in the world. In order to save her family that is about to become extinct, she must keep sowing seeds——
Try to stick every green, prickly, mature cocklebur to a person or animal.
I heard that Yang Jian, the golden-armored god of war, came to capture the little fairy in the village who secretly descended to earth to fall in love?
——It can be spread to heaven, ok, stick to him!
Yu Jiang: "Brother Yang, your legs are weak, I need a hug~"
I heard that Nezha, the third prince of Li Jing's family, went to the sea to catch dragons again?
——Can spread to the sea, ok, stick to him!
Yu Jiang: "Ou Ba, how can kissing be so fun if your dragon tendons are cramped?"
I heard that Fairy Chang'e from Guanghan Palace has secretly descended to earth to look for her little Jade Rabbit?
——Can spread the moon landing, ok, stick to her!
Yu Jiang: "Miss Cengceng, Tutu is not as cute as me."
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In this way, Yu Jiang clings to one big boss after another, not only successfully spreading the seeds throughout the six realms, but she also runs away every time after clinging to them, never overturning.
Yu Jiang: "(*??*) Hehe, happy."
Later, Yu Jiang, who wanted to take away all the tasks, decided to go with the big ticket, so she picked the hairiest one on the road.
"Little brother, you see I'm so cute, can you do me a little favor (ノ≧.≦)ノ?"
"Huh?"
"It's very simple, just kiss, hug and hold me high~"
The blond-haired young man with a rough face and an angry mouth looked at her for a long time, then narrowed his golden eyes and said, "Okay."
Yu Jiang: "(*●●*) Hehe ~ happy"
I didn't expect that this little brother, who looks so fierce, would be so willing to help others!
N days later, Yu Jiang, who finally succeeded in broadcasting the last seed, suddenly remembered, "By the way, little brother, what's your name?"
"Sun Wukong."
"..."
Damn it! Sorry to bother you! Farewell! ! !
"Want to run away?" The golden-haired young man in cassock pinched her chin, smiled coldly, and took out the Ruyi Golden Cudgel, "You are pregnant with my grandson's baby, and you still want to run away?"
Yu Jiang trembled and corrected: "No! Great Sage, that's not a baby! That's a seed!"
Sun Dasheng looked indifferent: "Oh, that is also my grandson's seed."
Yu Jiang: "..."
#Wow, how should I tell Sun Dasheng tactfully, that is really not his cub! Moreover, just kissing him like that every day... It's impossible to have a baby! #
*In the eyes of the Great Sage, female fairies are all bad people, and the beautiful ones are even worse. They should be beaten to death with a stick until——
He met a clingy spirit.
Ah, cute, I want to... Capture Huaguo Mountain!
Reading tips:
1. Cp is the great sage, 1v1 double c.
2. The seed is the fruit of the heroine, not her child.
3. Ooc reservation. A romance novel in the Shura field disguised as Journey to the West.
4. It's okay to attack the heroine, but don't scold me. QAQ.
Intention: Intention to be added