Affectionate Deer—
M: What would you do if one day I was abducted by aliens?
Deer: I will stay where I am and wait for the wind to wait for your return.
M: But one day in heaven and one year on earth. What if I come back and you are old and I don't love you anymore?
Lu: It doesn't matter, as long as I still love you.
Funny deer—
Mi: So what do you want to say to me most when you see me come back?
Lu: I want to hold your hand proudly and tell you affectionately - the motherland is finally reunified!
Mi:……
Little deer—
Mi: Hello! Why are you in my bed? (A certain naked man is posing as if he wants to take whatever he wants, obediently offering it to her for her enjoyment)
Lu: Anyway, we are going to get married in the future, and it will be a matter of time before you play with my body. Why don't you, my wife, exercise this right in advance?
M: Then what should I do?
Lu: Just follow the movie you watched last night.
M: But it's a detective crime film?
Lu: Well, it is about the process of a young boy being raped.
Xuebalu—
(Visiting the wet market incognito)
Rice: A pound of cabbage is 60.2 Yuan, a pound of radish is 2.3 Yuan. If you buy five pounds of radish, four cabbage should be...
Lu: Here, one hundred yuan, no need to look for it.
Cute sacred deer—
"The recording scene of "Kuaiben""
He Jiong: Please contact Mi Nuo on the spot to propose to her.
Lu: Hey, Xiao Nuo Nuo, Teacher He is forcing you to marry me.
Since then, everyone in the entertainment industry has known that the super-popular idol Lu Han turned out to be an IKEA IKEA, a decathlon--"a strict wife"!
[Gorgeous entertainment circle high sweet meat pet article, hilarious landing]