If there are any similarities in this article, it must be because our brain circuits are the same.
Introduction:
System: Host, please let go of the male protagonist, he is still a child (Erkang's hand)
Yan Yuxia (blackened): I won't let you go, if you can, come and bite me! Ha ha ha ha! Come, come, little protagonist, tonight the uncle will come to pamper you, hahahahahaha!
The system indicates that he is a little weak. Host, please follow the script! I was wrong, please help me from the main system QUQ
System: Host, don't worry, the system will help you block the pain, so you can be fucked by the protagonist with peace of mind.
Yan Yuxia: ... What should I do if I want to curse?
Yanqing: You are distracted at this time. It seems that I need to work harder.
Yan Yuxia: Yeah~slow down~ah~
Yan Yuxia: System, didn't you say you would help me block pain? Why still, ah~
System: Host, I just said it blocks pain, but I didn't say it blocks pleasure●ｽv●
Yan Yuxia: You are a scammer.
Yanqing: (push him hard)
Yan Yuxia: Ah~~~
Yan Yuxia (System, I'm not done with you.)
Dear friends, believe me, this is a serious novel (serious face)
Overall, this is a story about a (pseudo) second-rate host who tortures and slaps the protagonist in the face. It is also a story about how an upright (stupid) and upright (lack of) system stupidly and incompetently stuffed itself with dog food. (That's weird)
In the end, I kept shaking my legs when I was writing the copy, hahahaha, mainly because Mutsu's valet song was too cheerful hahahahaha.
① The author of this article is the author (never attack each other or counterattack)
②Don't complain about my writing style, really. My logic is just wrong.
③ Please be aware that various things will be included in this article.
④This article is all written by one person
⑤This article has fixed cp
Protagonist × Host (Yan Yuxia)
Main system×347
⑤The worlds to travel through include the following + extra worlds (not many, just a few worlds)
The end of the world, future interstellar (zerg), unknown continent (orcs), world of cultivation, magic world, alien world (spiritual planter) and other worlds.
Extra world: Onmyoji (mobile game, Leng Che from Ghost Lantern meets here), hunters, etc.