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Kurokawa, the former leader of the Mafia Party, N Shume Kaoru, finally lived the life he dreamed of - a father who cares about his ears, a mother who cares about his "daughter", a normal school routine and a broken him, all of which can be called perfect...
What a fart!
Kurokawa Kaoru swore to God that he really had no fetish for cross-dressing, so he decided to run away from home.
Highlight: Wearing the pink lace luxury Lolita carefully prepared for him by his mother.
Who could have imagined that on the road, he would first meet his classmates, and then be involved in a roller coaster murder incident. Unfortunately, after witnessing the famous scene of the silver-haired black gangster turning into a brat (?), Kurokawa Kaoru laughed dryly as he looked at the man who was taking out the M92F of the Bo-Lai Tower.
Kurokawa Kaoru: "... Actually, I am your companion, do you believe it?"
Silver-haired Black Party member (pulling the trigger): "Go to hell and say these words!"
A general passerby named Gong asked: "So why am I here???"
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One day in the Nth week, when Kurokawa Kaoru was put to the head with a gun by his father and asked why he didn't take over the family's mafia business, Kurokawa Kaoru finally stopped.
Kurokawa Kaoru: Then let me ask you, look in my eyes, tell me. You worked as a mafia gangster, worked hard to hold on to Vongola's lap, and finally made your own family the leader of allied families. But because of his identity as an ally, he was forced to experience a series of death methods such as being blown up on a plane, being thrown into a shark pool and bitten to death, being beaten to death by a hail of bullets, etc. Would you still do it if it were you? Answer me (super loud)!
Listening to the sound of the pistol being loaded, Kurokawa Kaoru used his lifelong skills and forced out what he thought was the most shy smile: "I'm sorry, father, I prefer to wear a dress and drink coffee than to fight and kill!"
Father:?
The mother appeared out of nowhere: "So I have a daughter without pain, right? Don't worry, mom will definitely buy you the most expensive little dress and teach you to become the best lady in the world."
Kurokawa Kaoru:?
At this point, the father no longer speaks in this family.
Small Theater
She put on white lace stockings, stroked her waist-length hair, and raised a small pink embroidered parasol with a diameter of only thirty centimeters. Kurokawa Kaoru left home gracefully and walked onto a street with good security, where there would be no sudden explosions and no streaking men rushing up shouting "Vongola".
A yawning boy came face to face. He was wearing the uniform of the Inarizaki volleyball club, with brown hair, and a bun in his mouth.
A second passer with a certain palace surname: "Are you... Kaoru Kurokawa?"
Kurokawa Kaoru: I am your father (crossed out).
It's still Kaoru Kurokawa's subtitled version: "Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe"
With those words in his mouth, Kurokawa Kaoru turned around and picked up the phone: "Uncle
A second passer with a certain palace surname: "Sure enough, you are Kurokawa... Uh uh uh (mouth covered)."
A classmate passing by: "Shut up, you're going to die, right?"
Second biography of a certain palace surname:?
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Warm reminder
1. CP is a second passer with a certain palace surname and no deputy CP.
2. Kaoru Kurokawa really doesn't have a fetish for cross-dressing. It's me. I have to force myself (super loudly)!
3. Don't criticize any characters, please discuss the plot in a friendly manner.
4. Please enjoy reading this article together!
5. The cover is for private commercial use.
Motto: Don't be pessimistic, keep hope.