"This is a very sad story. I traveled through time..."
"There is no system, no tour guide..."
"There is only one evil disciple."
Suddenly, a hand wrapped around him.
"Master, do you want to escape again, huh?"
He took out the chain from somewhere and shook it with a devilish smile.
"Be good, go back to the dark room with your disciple."
... No, I want to go homeΣ(`д′*ノ)ノ
The copywriting is incompetent, the early part of this article is serious(?) And the later part is dark.