Someone said: "You are so ignorant!"
I would reply: "That's because I'm naive!"
Someone said: "You are so naive!"
I would answer: "That's because I'm simple!"
Someone said: "You are so innocent!"
I would answer: "That's because I'm simple!"
Someone said: "You are so simple!"
I would answer: "That's because simplicity is my protective color!"
Promise not to give up...