One day, I was demonstrating to my deskmate how to eat grapes without spitting out the grape skins, and I accidentally got stuck.
Then I opened my eyes and found that I was in chaos. The idiot next to me who was fighting shouted Rahu, and I was immediately confused.
In order to change my fate of becoming cannon fodder, I bravely hugged Tiandao's big thigh.
I was able to instigate the three clans to engage in a dragon-phoenix battle, and I was able to send a son to Xihe to achieve the achievement of ten-day volleying. I wholeheartedly followed the instructions of heaven and made conscientious contributions to the peace of the three realms. (There should be applause here)
After working so hard, I estimate that I will be promoted soon, get a raise in salary, and marry Bai Fumei. I am a little excited just thinking about it.
However, one day I woke up from bed with a sore back and a sore back. I saw the heaven above me with a big smile and said to me: "In order to repay your hard work and progress, let's cultivate together."
... Haha, no date, boss, we won't date you!