This is a "painful" story about a good-natured man who confessed his sexual behavior to his family, but the consequences were so disastrous that he wanted to live alone for the rest of his life. However, his boss who was two years younger than him accidentally discovered his true appearance. From then on, he was like a cracked egg being stared at by a fly.
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Su Su, a little hamster in the apocalypse, is very proactive in his work. His greatest interest and belief is: collecting grain.
It's a pity that the rat was born unlucky and was born to lose money. Whenever it stored a warehouse of grain, it would be lost inexplicably, either because of the arrival of locusts or a flood.
It is very sad inside.
When it carefully saved another granary of grain, it prayed to God every day that it would be able to save it this time.
Unexpectedly, the fifth phase of glaciers is coming, the world is frozen, and its granary has turned into permafrost.
It heard its own heartbroken voice: Wow... How do you let people celebrate the New Year...
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The "Doomsday Ecological Maintenance" system binds it in grief, builds it a doomsday plantation, and lets it help maintain the doomsday ecosystem so that various species can be preserved.
Its system also sent it mammoths, Esh horses, etc. During its training period.
At this time, it had acquired a human body and became the director of the garden; these animals during the cultivation period had become his employees.
They are both hairy animals, so he gives them a little tug every day as a sign of friendship.
One day, a big cat - a saber-toothed tiger - was mixed into the park. It was actually the big BOSS who had escaped.
The director of the park, who didn't know it, also fucked the big boss who was new to the park from beginning to end, even his buttocks were not spared.
From then on, Big Boss spread rumors everywhere that he coveted his body and that he had a crush on him and couldn't help himself.
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On this day, the big boss arrived at the office of the director of the hamster park and asked: Why did the mammoth, Erich horse, and Zhengyang all get a salary increase, but I didn't?
The hamster director huffed angrily, his cheeks seeming to bulge: Humph! You spread rumors everywhere about me touching you and having a crush on you. What's even more outrageous is that last time you told Mammoth that I peeped at you taking a shower! With your work attitude, you still want a salary increase!
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The first task is to help ice age animals complete their great migration. The director of the park likes to buy a granary.
Director: Oh, so happy!
Task two is to help the human patriarch find his child. The director of the garden likes to buy a granary.
Director: Oh, so happy!
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Gradually, the style of painting changed...
Task N, ask for a kiss from the saber-toothed tiger in front of all the animals.
Director: ...? ? ?
The mission reward is ten granaries.
Director: Hey, come right away!
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Ji Tianyu was inside a moving object, surrounded by snowy white.
"What's going on?"
"You've had a miscarriage and are in an egg." Came the calm voice of the system.
"Fei Dan?"
"It's like this. Your mother was just hatching you, and now it is being chased by natural enemies, so it throws you towards the natural enemies to protect itself."
"Fuck! Heartless!"
"It's normal. Kangaroos from the ancient Earth period often behaved this way."
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So, the egg fell in front of a big snake and broke into pieces perfectly.
The first thing Ji Tianyu did when he was pregnant was: he blinked his big eyes twice, pouted his tender little mouth, and first acted cute and begged for death.
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1. This is the story of a snake giant who raised his chicken cubs and fell in love with each other along the way.
2. The chicken essence in this article is a very high-end breed of chicken called pheasant; the snake essence is a very high-end breed of snake called python.
Chicken: You have to act cute every day in order to survive.
Snake: The baby is so cute, no matter how cute it looks, it's a good thing I didn't eat it.
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