"... Nan Ke pondered for a moment, quietly used the magic bee needle to stun his uncle Mao Wulang, and began to describe the mystery in ventriloquism..."
"Sir's story is really wonderful, organized and step-by-step. It would really be a loss for the imperial court if you don't serve in the Six Gates! I wonder if I would be lucky enough to make friends with you?"
"Your Excellency is..."
"I'm here, Lu Xiaofeng."
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"BLABLA of Hidden Sword Villa... Taoist Master of Chunyang Palace... Qixiufang... 818818818818..."
"This story is good."
"It's really a shame."
"Would you like to learn the sword from me? I am Ximen Chuixue."
"..."
"I won't investigate whether your story is true or false, but you understand the way of the sword better than I do. Don't lie in order to evade. Otherwise, you are violating the way of the sword, and I will kill you with the sword."
"QAQ..."
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"What is dripping wax? Huh?"
"This..."
"What are the things that are tied up and broken?"
"Ahahaha..."
"What about Aisi Mu?"
"I was wrong..."
This is such a gentleman who writes and reads funny stories.