"... What are those beauties behind you??!!"
"My harem."
"!!!"
"(=_=)"
"I didn't expect you to be relegated like this!"
"..."
"Who agreed to be single first and who is the dog? Where is the alliance of fujoshis that was agreed upon? It was agreed... Hey, hey, hey?? Why are you crying?!"
"They... They, hiccup, they are a bunch of gays!! Go ahead, you bastards!"