Chen Mo, a simple-minded alien, wandered for many years and finally met the destined light.
But the destined light refused to enter into a legal relationship with him!
Therefore, Chen Mo began to practice the love skills of earth people according to the classic earth textbooks, and was bound to pick the flower of the high mountain.
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This article focuses on the character's self-narration. Unless there are exceptions, the perspective only switches between the two pig's feet;
There is an outline, but new ideas may lead you away at any time;
All humanities and science and technology theories involved in this article are pure nonsense.