This article is also called "As long as you want it, as long as I have it"
The devil picked up a doll.
For six months, he was mute and drooling, begging for a hug.
At the age of three, he drove away the devil's fiancée and successfully disrupted the marriage.
At the age of fifteen, he left a letter and ran away from home...
Attention! Notice! Notice!
A spoof! No logic! There are quite a few things that are not consistent with common sense, and it's just for fun!
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