Di Xiu asked me: "Boss, you are so powerful, why don't you go to heaven?"
I said: "How can a little guy like you understand the loneliness of being in the cold at a high place?"
Di Xiu asked me: "Boss, why do those people in the Nine Heavens never fall? Is it because they are too light?"
I said, "Did you know that the most beautiful man in the Nine Heavens, Rong Hua, I have slept with is much heavier than a pig?"
Di Xiu asked me again: "Boss, that kid is so heavy, why should it be his turn to go to heaven?"
I said: "How can someone with his level understand the loneliness of being in the cold at a high place?"
Dixiu asked me again...
So the day in Southern Wasteland was spent in vain.