Authorized translation.
Title: Gimme a Drink
Author: WitchingWeatherWitch
Pairing: Harry x Voldemort
Summary: Somehow, Harry and the Dark Lord ended up in a bar together. It was too bad that Voldemort was a bad drinker.
Link: http://archiveofourown. Org/works/7058938
Translator Minesweeper: This article is purely a spoof. If you don't like it, don't read it. Thank you for your cooperation.