My cat has become a sperm.
Jiang Yao felt a little pain in her head.
A certain cat that had transformed into a human form didn't know it yet, and lay down on the side as shamelessly as a city wall, and said confidently, "I want to touch its belly."
Jiang Yao handed it over with a punch.
Yuan Ye curled up in a circle and looked at her pitifully with ocean-like blue eyes: "It hurts."
Jiang Yao: "Get out, or put on your clothes quickly."
Yuan Ye hugged her and said, "I don't want anything, I just want you."
…
One day, it cleared up after the rain. Jiang Yao came back after class.
Someone hung on the window guardrail to greet her: "Come here, the sun is the best here."
Jiang Yao: "Three seconds, get down."
Yuan Ye felt aggrieved: "It's hard to get sunshine, but my hair is about to get moldy."
Jiang Yao: "Three seconds to go, take a shower tonight."
"Boom." A lump of cat hit the floor.
Jiang Yaobi was confused: "Are you crazy?"
Yuan Ye curled up pitifully: "You asked me to get off."
Jiang Yao was furious: "Were you deaf when I asked you to get out?"
Yuan Ye flew in front of her at the speed of light, and then gave her a big bear hug.
…
At night.
Yuan Ye was shocked: "You said you wouldn't take a shower tonight."
Jiang Yao sneered and tested the water temperature: "It took you five seconds."
"..."
Jiang Yao: "Come on, take it off."
Yuan Ye: "I love you."
Jiang Yao: "Get out."
Yuan Ye: "If you force me, I'll jump off the balcony!"
Jiang Yao copied her hands and said, "Seal the window another day so that you will never see the sun again."
Yuan Ye: "..."
Jiang Yao ruthlessly took off someone's clothes and pushed him into the bathtub.
Yuan Ye: "I can't breathe!! Ah Yao, goodbye!"
Jiang Yao took a deep breath: "You should stick your head out."
…
One day, Yuan Ye made a daily confession for the ten thousandth time: "The one I love most in this world is you."
Jiang Yao was indifferent and ate potato chips.
Yuan Ye: "I'm willing to do whatever you ask me to do, including fighting the stray cats downstairs."
Jiang Yao sneered and turned on the TV.
Yuan Ye: "You are the prettiest I have ever seen, even prettier than the internet celebrity little female cat on Weibo."
Jiang Yao clenched his fists.
Yuan Ye curled his lips, quickly hung it on her neck, stuck out his tongue, and licked it unscrupulously.
Jiang Yao couldn't bear it anymore: "! The dried fish is in the second compartment of the refrigerator! Get out!"
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1. Nurture.
2. Sweet.
3. There is no law for updating.