On Being at the Same Desk Is the Experience of Being a Top Student

(Also known as: ##) Classmate A: OMG, why are you so tall? Classmate B: Give me a little more height than you. Classmate C: Why don't you go high jump when you are so tall? Classmate D: Why don't you become a model if you are so tall~(￣▽￣) (Someone: You are so short, why don't you sell sesame seeds? ( '-' )ノ)`-' ) ————————————————————————————Daily life—————————————————————————— part 1 Someone: At the same table! ! Why are you so tall? Explain! Did you secretly drink milk without telling me? ! Deskmate: Yeah. . I'm not full of you either... Aren't you also very tall? Someone (looked at the height difference with his deskmate, then ran to the corner): Ahhh! No matter what you think, if you vomit after drinking milk, it's the cow's fault! ! (Cow: mdzz) part 2 Someone: At the same table! Look at your paper! Why is the score (sà) so high? ? Deskmate: Because I am more right Someone: ('-' )ノ)`-' )My deskmate, you are so cruel. Part3 Friend: Come on, let me tell you a dirty joke! Someone: Yeah! Friend: blah blah blah Someone: You are nothing! Come and let me tell you ~ blah blah blah Friend, deskmate: ...[You are indeed not a serious dog] ————————————————————————— #What to do if you meet a mentally retarded daughter-in-law# Someone: How to tell if the male god is a scheming bitch?_?... Deskmate: Yeah. . . How can I break up that my crush is my deskmate? . . [On how a dirty demon king conquers the academic master]