The legendary doomsday did not happen in 2012,
But it suddenly came in 2X16,
So, the kind-hearted author gave the heroine a golden finger,
The heroine gratefully embarks on a journey to find her husband (wife?)...
"Ahem, are you feeling guilty?" The heroine picked her nostrils with her golden finger and asked, "Are you sorry? Can you have a little face?"
"Hey! How could you treat Goldfinger like this!? How could you let down the fruits of my labor like this!?" The author roared and changed the subject.
The heroine angrily approached the author, inserted the golden finger into the author's nostril with lightning speed, gritted her teeth and said, "If you can't bear to see me treating Goldfinger like this, come on!"
The author fell to the ground dead with two nosebleeds, and the heroine had a shining golden "K. O." On her head.