Poof copywriting
Copywriting? Well, maybe, it depends on your mood~
Time travel version:
Song Zong: Hey! Dude, can we be considered friends?
Xueshu: Yeah.
Song Zong: So, have we ever had a holiday?
Xueshu: No.
Song Zong: Then what kind of trouble are you going to make by giving me a slap every time you see me? ! !
Xueshu:......
Inner Monologue: Who asked you to introduce yourself every time we meet?
Modern version:
Song Zong: Xueshu, why did you kick me for Mao Lao? !
Xueshu: Because you are [Farewell] Song Zong.
Song Zong:... Don't think I can't hear it
Xueshu:…………
Song Zong: Your bloody book is no better than me!
Xueshu:..."Pa"
One is sent to the end (by mistake), and the other is written in blood (dense fog). They are really from the same hell~
Yes, this is copywriting! Nothing but nothing