One is a bohemian painter. One is a handsome and handsome male god in the cos circle. A person who is slovenly on the inside and perfect on the outside wants to save face. A person who is elegant in front but has a sinister smile behind his back. One is teasing in every possible way, and the other is tempting in every possible way. From strangers, to friends, to neighbors, to CPs, and finally developed into sex partners? ! No! Let me take charge! Isn't it just to sleep in a small bed with a gay friend? Just do it! "Baby, this is too heavy. Let me get it!" "Daughter-in-law, please walk slowly, don't get tired." "How about I carry you downstairs?" Someone walking in front finally couldn't bear it anymore, your grandma's uncle's third aunt's grandma... "Isn't it just to go to bed! I'm not pregnant! Can you be normal!" "Maybe she is really pregnant!" Ye Liuyi looked at the guy in front of him with an excited face, and his face turned green. "It's endless! I'm a man! You're the one with the handle! You are pregnant, you big-headed devil! You have to carry your own baby! ... You, you, you, you, what do you want to do? Don't come over here. I will tell you about me, me, me, I will bite you. Ouch-" Before he could finish speaking, someone stepped on the air and rolled down the stairs. The second before he fainted, Ye Liuyi's kidneys ached: It's over, it's over, one mistake will lead to eternal hatred, and I'm so embarrassed... In general, this is a very sweet, sweet, silly and loving article. It's my first time to write in other genres other than essays! _(:зゝ∠)_Please be treated kindly and welcome all kinds of opinions, suggestions and guidance! Above!