The King of Bad Things

I, Chang Wei, am one of the three best students in the world of immortality. My dream is to be a prosecutor and support justice. As a result, I broke into the Forbidden Forest at night and was drugged by a demon cultivator, and then... Then I slept with a mysterious girl. After I woke up, I swore responsibility and she said, "It's even." Me:? ? ? I took her home, and she lay down every day watching movies, drinking porridge, and flirting with me. I worked hard to practice, investigate cases, and write examinations, hoping to be worthy of her. Later I found something was wrong with her—— "Huji?" "Not Tianlei?" "Do you smell like a magic star?" There are so many things I want to ask her. But... Forget it. I'm afraid of the answer. The following is the official version ↓↓↓ Chang Wei has a dream The path to immortality is a long three thousand road For her, it was becoming a prosecutor Be able to use what you have learned to do practical things Xingan doesn't matter For her, everything is within reach There is no old friend in the world anymore, the new era is so convenient Why bother to make progress when you can just lie down and die? But there are encounters in life Times are changing Let's drink together with the fireworks tonight Starting from tomorrow, it's time to work ※The world view of "The Demon King" next door is the same ※open ending ※When it comes to cultivating immortality through science and technology, write whatever you want, messing up is the way to go~ Intention: love, show-off and beauty