Me: Why does my name not match the style of Naruto at all? [Contemplation] Maruko-kun: ... I didn't give your name →_→ Me: Why did I travel through time [Staring] Maruko-kun: It's because [beep] [beep] [beep] [beep] [beep] O(∩_∩)O Me: Why do I always feel like I've been cheated←_← Maruko-kun: Absolutely an illusion! ! ! Me:……(￣ε(#￣)☆╰╮o(￣俣///)
This is a sad story╮(╯▽╰)╭
PS: The copywriting is unreliable.