What? Yue Lao was so drunk that he fell unconscious?
Then I will reluctantly serve as these shining marriage threads!
This boy... Is so gentle... Just give it to her!
This boy... Is too arrogant... Just give it to her!
This young man... Is too old... Just give it to her!
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What? Who is she, you ask? You don't know how to read marriage stones, you idiot!
In fact, I am considered a weirdo for still writing Net King fanfics these days. . . Although the subject matter is unpopular, I will try my best to write it down, so that I can commemorate my passionate youth because of the internet king as time flies by.