A small company employee was reborn as an 18th-tier starlet, and he became very embarrassed. Then he discovered that a certain big financial backer was just like him.
A certain celebrity: My previous name was 'Ye Zhen' and I was a small employee in a company. I like men but I must marry a woman. My current name is Duan Yiming. I am an 18th-tier starlet. I like women but have to have sex with men. Then I am thinking how can I straighten myself out?
A certain financial owner: I used to be called "Li Fugui" and my nickname was "Goudan". My family sold pigs. My father just found me a daughter-in-law and I died. Now my name is Duan Xincheng. My family is very rich, but I can't have sex with girls and can only raise men. Then I am very depressed. What should I do to make this man give me piglets?
A celebrity: I think I heard the kidnappers calling you 'Master Han'?
A certain financial owner: Oh, that's my nickname, dear, isn't it very cool?
Demining:
1:1V1, ascetic and upright citizens are attacked by X gangsters and scheming pseudo-locals. Please do not determine your position based on your height and age, otherwise you will lose.
2: The stupid author has been focusing on being gay for a hundred years, micro-entertainment, and studying the party world. See you again.
3: Logic has been eaten by dogs, logic has been eaten by dogs, logic has been eaten by dogs, say important things three times.
4: Su Wen Su Wen Su Wen Su Wen Su Wen Su Wen, the more important thing is said seven times, the stupid author is going to summon the little dragon.