The Spring of Dirty Girls

This article is full of filth, please don't slow down your left and right hands; this article Mary Sue, please girls restrain themselves. If you watch too much, you will get pregnant. Please bring your own contraceptive stick (I don't know what the hell this is) If you get pregnant, the front row sells red flower soup (it's not bad after giving birth) The original intention was to make all the female supporting characters bad guys. All the male partners, from the old beggar to the little baby, love the heroine deeply. But later—— Hum, do you think I will change my original intention? Innocent. Serious introduction: Everyone sympathizes with Sheng Yu. Her first love was with a scumbag, and they stayed together for four years. To this day, she is still dating him and silently endures his hanging out with other women. Many people don't understand why the smart and dazzling Sheng Yu seems to have Stockholm syndrome when it comes to love? Every outstanding man secretly expressed his intention to save her. Come on, little girl, your brothers are the good people, live a happy life with your brothers without any shame. When Sheng Yu was cutting her toenails, she thought of those men and became very angry: "Spicy singers are a bunch of retarded people!" "Do you think I've been dating Chai Xue's little hozen for so long because I'm a bitch? Is it for his money or that ten-centimetre thing? You idiots." I'm afraid no one except the person involved knows that in four long years, Sheng Yu only used Chai Xue's money and never his gadgets. Chai Xue: The baby feels bitter inside, but the baby cannot express it. ? Xie Wuyi: "I can't tell you know how to do karate. Why did you hide it?" Sheng Yu: "I'm afraid... That I won't be able to find a partner..." Xie Wuyi: "Do you think the boys who date you by making jokes every day will queue up from here to the Mediterranean?" ? Zhuang Chenyu: "School girl, school girl!" Sheng Yu: "Huh?" Zhuang Chenyu: "What the hell does 'f*ck' mean?" Sheng Yu (impatiently): "It means 'fuck'. The 'fuck' in 'playground' represents sexual behavior. Do you know what sexual behavior is?" Zhuang Chenyu (with a suspicious blush on his face, speaking weakly): "I know..." (Curiously) "But why does the word 'fuck' in 'playground' represent sexual behavior?" Sheng Yu (smiling evilly): "Maybe it's because there are more pits in the playground." Zhuang Chenyu (thinking of something, his face turned red instantly): "Senior sister, you..." Sheng Yu (laughed, and then became more serious): "Actually, 'fuck' itself does not mean sexual behavior, it just replaces a very explicit pictographic character." Zhuang Chenyu: "What word?" Sheng Yu (blinking): "Senior, are you sure you still need to ask me?" "Huh?" "You are so stupid, I have something urgent to do, so get out of here!" Zhuang Chenyu was confused, and it was not until later that he realized that Sheng Yu had already told him the answer. ? Sheng Yu: "I want to disturb the treasury. What do you think?" Muchu (smiling while reading a book): "What is my beloved concubine?" Sheng Yu: "I washed the dishes for you today... Give me a hundred yuan." Muchu: "Girl, is this what you call the meaning of the world?" Sheng Yu: "I forgot my money. I want to take a taxi back." Muchu (putting the book on Sheng Yu's open hand): "Reward you." (Eyes raised slightly) "I bought this with all the hard work from all over Nara. There are very few rare books from the Song Dynasty left. Compared with your one hundred yuan, it is more than enough." Sheng Yu (smiling): "I'm worried that the taxi driver is not as knowledgeable as you." Muchu (laughed): "Fool, I'll take you back."