One
People: The gods have appeared! Today, the Imperial Master went to the altar to seek marriage for our emperor, and the gods directly gave our emperor a son-in-law!
Minister: Sir, didn't you make it clear to the gods that the emperor wants a daughter-in-law? !
Master National Preceptor: ... It's my fault.
Two
Emperor: Which nosy god kicked you down?
National Queen: You have nothing to do but open the altar when you are full and don't ask for rain, why do you want a wife?
The Emperor: Those old guys are clamoring for me to renew my string every day, but I just perfunctoryly do it, why do you take it seriously?
National Queen: If you have the ability, beg me here. If you have the ability, send me back!
Emperor: If you have the ability to fall down, you have the ability to fly back!
National Queen: You can't go back just because of me!
Emperor: Why don't you rely on me to favor you!
Three
Prince: [Letter 1,000 to the Queen Mother] Queen Mother, the new queen has been quarreling with her father again. It's very fierce. Recently, they have been fighting on the bed. But grandma said he couldn't have a younger brother and told me not to be afraid of him. Of course I won't be afraid of him o(￣ヘ￣o#)——But why don't you have a younger brother?
Note: The national male queen is not a god, but a modern man who fell into the ancient times unluckily. He especially hates hearing "Why don't you go to heaven?" Because he really wants to but can't.
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