First meeting.
Yang You: I am a creditor and I only accept physical payments.
Zhou Jiran: ... This woman is really sick.
Meeting for the Nth time.
Yang You posted a question: If a man reacts to being teased but doesn't continue, is he a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?
Got the answer - let him see an andrologist.
Zhou Jiran: ... This woman is really untrained.
Meeting for the N+1st time.
Yang You: We just slept together, why should we be together?
Zhou Jiran: Miss Yang, why are you flirting with me if you don't want to marry me?
The Pussycat Dolls
"A new article has been published: "Study Hard, Fall in Love Everyday"." It is rumored that the lawless "Anzhong Daoming Temple" has set its sights on the well-behaved transfer student Su Nian.
Not satisfied with sitting on the terrace behind the house near the water, he forcibly occupied Su Nian's seat at the same table.
In order to separate them, the teacher stipulated that the seats would be arranged according to grades in the future.
Su Nian: "The Chinese language is very simple, and you can pass the essay if you don't go off topic."
Sheng Shi: "I don't want to write."
Su Nian: "It's easy to improve your score in mathematics. You need to memorize the formula ten times first."
Sheng Shi: "Not interested."
Su Nian: "English is not difficult at all. Once you memorize the words and grammar, it will be easy."
Sheng Shi: "I can't remember."
Su Nian threw the exercise book angrily: "Do you still want to sit with me?"
Every night after that, Sheng Shi touched the corners of Su Nian's reddish eyes and returned these words intact:)
*Campus cookies
*Tsundere and narcissist x sweet little princess
Weibo: Pear Sauce Column: Looks delicious to me
The final text: Flowers of the High Mountains The final text: Night Road The final text: Those who wish are willing
Intention: