S City is located near the river and has a long history. Eighteen years ago, Zhou Pingxiu married Lin Ru, the only daughter of the Lin family, here. A year later, Lin Ru was lying on the bed at home expecting to give birth, with a belly that was as big as a watermelon and almost crushed her to death.
The midwife was worried, "Madam, you'd better go to the hospital!"
Lin Ru looked cold and silent, as if she was not giving birth to a baby, but a hen laying eggs every day.
Lin Ru's room was opened at 4:44 in the morning, and the midwife brought out a big fat boy with the smell of blood.
Everyone rushed forward and praised repeatedly: "Good! Good!"
No one knows what is good, but it is great!
Zhou Zhao was born at the end of such a summer. He was crying loudly at that time. He never thought that when he was growing up, he would grow up to be a stinky peacock, his classmates would be face control people who felt good about themselves, and he even met his mother's ex-boyfriend! But it doesn't matter. The first move he learned as a newborn was to shake his fist at his father, Zhou Pingxiu, which truly confirmed the madman gene he was born with.
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Lu Feibai: Zhou Zhao, it's been written, don't you express your gratitude?
Zhou Zhao: Go ahead and get out of here! ... What the hell are you doing with your pants off? I, I called the police! !
Lu Feibai: No benefits, no collections, no happy life for me in the second half of my life... (Loudly) Hum, little brat, this is what the reader's grandpa loves to see, you're done!
Zhou Zhao: Okay, Lu Feibai, for the rest of your life, I will let you lose your lower body today! ! !
Lu Feibai: Ouch! ! ! ! ! ! !
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CP: Lu Feibai x Zhou Zhao