A certain emperor said: "Xuetang, I am very pleased with you."
Xue Tang: "..."
A certain emperor said: "I wish you to be a couple for the rest of your life."
Xue Tang: "..."
A certain emperor said: "Marry me, and I will promise you a grand wedding."
Xue Tang (unbearable): "I am a man!"
A certain emperor: "... I seem to be bent."
Xue Tang: "..."
Intention: