[Copywriting 1] Other bosses like to catch monsters, but Boss Ruan started breeding and opened an online store. Doing business in humans, but also doing business in non-human beings. Customer A: I want a fat soft cat, but a hard bird was sent to me. Now it is standing on my balcony breathing fire. Where is the promised after-sales service? ! Food blogger Taotie: I bought a customized stomach and felt full for the first time. Conscience recommendation, five points of praise! Nine-Tailed Fox: ## I can't cultivate my ninth tail, but the tail I ordered is very fluffy and realistic, and now I have successfully obtained the sperm-making license! ╭(╯3╰) Reading guide: 1. Easy and cute. 2. Refuse to blend in or borrow jokes. 3. Welcome to love each other, no need to say abandonment. [Opening an article to revise the copy, please give me an advance payment]
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There are so few emotional scenes... I feel so sad?
There are so few emotional scenes... I feel so sad?