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I hope you misunderstand, it's fun to see you jealous for me.
I'm afraid you'll misunderstand me, and I'm afraid you'll leave disappointed.
I hope you misunderstand, so you will be nicer to me.
I'm afraid you'll misunderstand me, and I'm afraid you won't leave.
In fact, I am just afraid that you are too serious and afraid that you are not serious at all.
In short, this is a disaster, a sad fate, a tangled man and woman, and a bright and sad past. . .
Vanilla's Ten Commandments of Love
The first commandment is, if I don't say I love you, I don't love you;
The second commandment is, anyone who doesn't listen to you means he doesn't love you;
The third commandment, hooking up three times means not loving you;
The fourth commandment is to ignore you means not loving you;
The fifth commandment, lying means not loving you;
The sixth commandment, selfishness means not loving you;
. . . . . .
The tenth commandment, the sun rises in the east and rains in the west, which is ruthless but affectionate.