The path to immortality is hard to find, so I will search high and low.
Introduction to the nonsensical version
These days, to become an immortal or to become a master, you must first set an ambition.
"Master, my goal is to attain enlightenment and become an immortal."
"Can you set something actionable and think of a short-term goal?"
"Long-term goal: After ascension, I will become the master of this world, and the name of the world will be my Taoist name; short-term goal: when I form the elixir, the master will give me a nicer and louder Taoist name."