Quancai's biggest failure in his life was falling into a manhole that was stolen by the gods. Then he was threatened by a weird god: Either travel through time, or lie back and become a vegetable!
Reject! Reject! Refuse to travel! ! !
Okay, no need to say more. Fold in half, five years! Just five years, no more! ! !
An elite scholar from a first-class university in the 21st century unfortunately ended up in an era beyond the scope of history textbooks. In his pocket was his mobile phone, wallet, chewing gum, and even the lighter belonging to his dorm brother. Why couldn't he have a return ticket? ? ?
As a new arrival, the first thing to complain about is that the landing place is terrible: a mass grave! The second resentment is more extreme: Why does he have a face similar to that of a maid who was executed by Emperor BT even though he is clearly not resurrected from a dead body? ! !
The all-round young master quits!
"Lost, lose, lose" (~With your mobile phone in hand, time travel is worry-free~)
"Beep - beep -" OK!
"Hey! Menopausal fairy! I want to go back, I don't want to be a eunuch!"
"Are you telling me?"
"You're deaf! I'm going to have no heirs!"
"Understood. Remember next time, don't call 110 if you do this again. If you do, you will be punished by the police. Do you know that you have to call 120?"
"How to say?"
"120 Is first aid. You were castrated, and you weren't killed. Okay, you're dead! 88~~"
! ! ! I'll smash your damn god to death! ! !
Reader comments
(Contains spoilers＞＜) What a pity for Li Huan. In those early days, I thought that no matter how much he went through, how much he changed, how many people he met, how many people stayed or how many people left, Li Huan would always be by the little water snake's side. It's also wonderful to be best friends all the time. But it turns out that the people the little water snake met along the way ended up falling in love with each other. However, the little carp who initially practiced together and transformed together, and left the Bibo Pond to travel and wander, was not only separated from him, but also became strangers to each other.
The little carp who could hide behind him no longer recognized the little water snake as long as he got into trouble.
(Contains spoilers＞＜) What a pity for Li Huan. In those early days, I thought that no matter how much he went through, how much he changed, how many people he met, how many people stayed or how many people left, Li Huan would always be by the little water snake's side. It's also wonderful to be best friends all the time. But it turns out that the people the little water snake met along the way ended up falling in love with each other. However, the little carp who initially practiced together and transformed together, and left the Bibo Pond to travel and wander, was not only separated from him, but also became strangers to each other. The little carp who could hide behind him no longer recognized the little water snake as long as he got into trouble.